Friday, July 15, 2005

Deep Thoughts for Friday Morning

Heard on the radio this morning:

If corn oil comes from corn and peanut oil comes from peanuts, etc., where does baby oil come from?

If a hearse is carrying a body, can it use the HOV lane?

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Why are asteroids out in space, but hemorrhoids are...well, you know.



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